A Balanced Diet

        I should begin by saying that cake will not always be the topic of this blog. It just happens to be the blog title and the topic of the first entry....also, I had cake today. It was Good. Yes, capital G good. Now.

      For weeks I have been counting calories. It Sucks. Yes, capital S sucks. The good part is that I am losing weight. The Bad part is that I am Grumpy. Super Grumps. Tired. Lazy. Well, lazy is not due to calorie counting but it takes some of the pressure off me to say so. Anyway, all around I have been feeling worse than when I felt fat. Here's the turn. Four days ago I started eating cake after a healthy meal. For instance today I had a salad with a small amount of cheese. It was boring and I hated it worse than doing laundry. In fact, I did some laundry to help choke it down. I just lied to you. I did no laundry. I Hate it. I did, however, know that a Big ol' piece of chocolate cake was waiting on deck. So I swallowed some lettuce and cheese and cucumbers and other green stuff and then.....whammo...Chocolate Cake! I have tons of energy, in fact, I'm freaking hyper. Hyper enough to get a lazy guy to do a load of laundry you ask? Hell No! But I did create a Blog...that You read, I might add, so save your judgment. What did you do today? I ate cake...and created a blog...so...there. Now I feel Great and its all a part of my Balanced Diet.